“Codependency isn’t sexy. It isn’t romantic. It’s built with a fuse and will surely burn out. The healthiest thing you can say to the one you love is, “I would be okay without you, and that’s why I choose to stay.””

LB, A Few Things About Love (via dangervvank)

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shampoo:

fucking goals oh my fucking god

shampoo:

fucking goals oh my fucking god

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disneylawyer:

"Hi I’m Joseph Stalin and I nominate Leon Trotsky for the CCCP ice pick challenge!"

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the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

(Source: beyonseh, via tea-and-liquor)

but-imbrokeninside:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

😳

but-imbrokeninside:

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

😳

(Source: youngsta-tes, via ishmaeldreaming)

pathologicalmonsters:

my psych textbook being shitty and transphobic as fuck.

(I’m emailing the author, who is one of my tutors, about it.)

oh my god what is this what is this I don’t even know where to begin YOUR TUTOR WROTE THIS??????

also I don’t even want to know what the “psychological problems of homosexual people” are and I bet bisexuals don’t even exist

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

this is a fucking terrible thing to do. like…you refused to do the assignment set so you got failed then you gave her drugs (which lbr could have caused plenty of health problems, you don’t know what sort of conditions she might have) and publicly humiliated her because you were an entitled shit?

and “it didn’t help me as a writer”? You were taking British Literature, not Creative Writing? I don’t - ??

So….anyone seen the new Doctor Who?


fandomsandfeminism:

Is it any good? Feminism-wise? In general?

No. To both of those.

nataliedormier:

I’m not sure I’m a hugging person now.I’m not sure you get a vote.

what the actual fuck was this part, seriously
if someone tells you they’re not a hugging person STEP THE FUCK BACK AND RESPECT THEIR BOUNDARIES JESUS CHRIST CLARA YOU TOOL

nataliedormier:

I’m not sure I’m a hugging person now.
I’m not sure you get a vote.

what the actual fuck was this part, seriously

if someone tells you they’re not a hugging person STEP THE FUCK BACK AND RESPECT THEIR BOUNDARIES JESUS CHRIST CLARA YOU TOOL

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ditto

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